Didn't do twitter for 3 years. Didn't get a smartphone for 10 years. Only 5 years left and I can start my tiktok career. I don't make the rules. I just make cakes and bad decisions.

Remember when you were little lounging on the couch, eating takeaway and suddenly your mum's keys are in the door? You haven't cleaned nothing. You hide the burger and sprint to the hoover. Our new flatmate's moving in EARLY. It's the same feeling. We're 26.

Spent my weekly allowance on tea and mozzarella sticks. Because a balanced diet is most important.

Just 11 tickets left for our big SUMMER SHOW on Friday 23rd - reserve yours NOW whilst you still can! I'm on BlueSky now Carly Smallman @richardtoddtodd @H_A_Blackwell Mara Mainka @Love_SE4💙 wegottickets.com/event/628951

working Pleasance and absolutely in love with #SkinOfTheTeeth. Cant even put @DannyHolme‘s acting into words. edinburghfestival.list.co.uk/article/83163-…

DAY 10 of working Edinburgh Festival Fringe and haven't died yet. So that's a win, right? #edfringe #VMlife

Last day of Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2016 GloriousMonster got me flowers. I'm not getting emotional; dunno know what you on about

the boys have left the building.I repeat the boys have left the building. #VM #edfringe2016 #EdinburghEmotions x.com/GloriousMonste…

Back in London convalescing after the fringe frenzy and I miss finishing my day off by rolling the sausage with the The Travelling Sisters #WeirdVM

back in London & once again hosting Q & A's Raindance Film Festival. Life is good and well. #FilmAddict #11DaysOfFilm #RDFF16

celebrating #InternationalTranslationDay Waterstones Piccadilly, London with the grand asymptote journal salon #GermanEnglishTranslator

'also I can really fly and see the future and make stupid people leave coffee shops with my mind. 43% of the time' #NeilHilborn #SlamPoetry

New #MusicVideo I worked on last month as an #1stAD just came out. youtube.com/watch?v=T4hezE… #Director #AssistantDirector #Film #WomenInFilm

Finally realised what my life was missing: An Italian Pilates instructor telling me to balance an imaginary cup of espresso on my hip.

'After all, nobody asks a male camera operator or director if his jeans are too tight to do his job'#FemaleFilmmaker girlcrewcollective.com/blog1/2016/10/…

We will always be stronger together. #LoveGoldsmiths #Goldsmiths #1DayWithoutUs x.com/GoldsmithsEng/…

When you shoot outside and the blazing British sun roasts you like an almond. #1stAD #FilmDays

People are moving house, getting married and having kids. Whilst I am over here trying to define multilingualism. #MastersDissertation

This incredible display at a Tesco meat counter says more about the First World War than any poem could. 10/10 #BritishMeat