Well, I guess y’all really wish Maple Match was still around right about now, don’t ya? Never has a handsome human in flannel looked so eligible 💍

Retweet this if you’d participate in a free Maple Match program to help Americans move to Canada.

How do they really know Trump is experiencing COVID symptoms? It’s not like he had any taste to begin with.

Dear America, Please don’t give us a reason to start up again.

Dear Florida, We know you wanted an excuse to come to Canada, but you didn't have to elect a monster to do it. We also have that whole "not-sinking-in-the-ocean-thing."

As a Canadian, all we have to say is "eh?"

I mean, if you insist sign up for our interest list for Maple Match 2.0 on maplematch.com

Sorry, friends. But we're still mingling. 😉

Congrats! We're so happy for you both. DM us to share your story!

Way ahead of you! 🍁😍 Check us out at maplematch.com

We've had 20 people sign up for the Maple Match v2.0 in the last few minutes. Keep letting us know how we can make Maple Match great for you! Tweet us, or better yet, sign up at maplematch.com!

@BerrakBiz Maple Match Damnit. Not single. Wait. Actually I guess I’m kinda happy I’m not single. But if I was single, I’d totally do Maple Match.

Sorry, make that over 200. 🍁 ❤️ 🇨🇦

If a second impeachment hasn’t convinced you to consider moving to Canada, what will?

We're proud of Canada's solidarity with the Muslim community and join in living the Canadian values of compassion and celebrating diversity.

#wiartonwillie predicts that Spring will be coming early this year in Canada. Perfect time of year to find a mate! #groundhogday2017

Also, "witth" is spelled with one "t." Did Betsy DeVos teach your English class? OH RIGHT SHE DIDN'T BECAUSE SHE'S NOT 👏 A 👏 TEACHER 👏! x.com/trumpsinglesco…

Said by those who want to integrate church and state. You getting this, ACLU? wapo.st/2k1m9gc?tid=ss… x.com/trumpsinglesco…

Hey Karoline Leavitt! In times like these, we're sure the #Canadian thing to do is say "thanks" and buy you a beer. Because you could sure use one.

Maple Match Founder & CEO Joe Goldman chats with Andrew and Monique on Australia's morning show "Sunrise"! au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise/video/…