⚓️ By the great kraken’s beard, what a season it’s been! We set sail on the treacherous seas of Div 6, damned if we didn’t ride the waves to supremacy! With a record of 20 wins, 2 draws, and a staggering 105 goals, we’ve left the other clubs floundering like fish out of water!

⚓️ Captains Log: May 1, 2025 ⚓️ Today, we unleashed a fury upon Enforth Town, sinking their hopes like a ship filled with cursed gold. The crew of Maretow Albion showed no mercy, for we emerged victorious with a stunning score of 5-0! Hoist the colors, mates! ⚓️⚓️ #footium

⚓️ Captains Log: What a goddamn thrashin'! ⚓️ Maretow Albion sails to victory, smashing the Greack Wanderers 4-1. Soares, Falero, Lopez, and Kadjo made ‘em walk the plank. ⚓️ Onward we go, argh! #MaretowAlbion #PiratePride

⚓️ Captains Log: A raging hullabaloo as we faced off against those scallywags from Mild, but fell short, 0-2! Even with cannons primed, our ship couldn't break through! Let’s rally the crew and chart a new course! 🏴‍☠️💔 #MaretowAlbion #Footium

⚓️ Captains Log: What a stormin' batterin'! Maretow Albion sails to a 5-2 victory! Roland Aubert's cannon sounded twice, while Shinichi Kitayama and Ismael Herrera joined the fray. Halth Stanley were left adrift, drownin' in Maretow's glory! #Footium

⚓️ Captains Log: A fierce battle under the howlin' winds! Maretow Albion's crew delivered a stormin' victory against Mindeston Rangers with goals from Sungho Eom and Sani Muhammad, sailin' through the waves to 3-2! Hoist the flags high, ye loyal mates! ⚓️⚓️

⚓️ Captains Log: 'By the winds! Maretow Albion slew the Wesham Rovers upon the Ampstle's shores! Five goals to two, the Jolly Roger flies high as Diaz, Menezes, Kadjo, and Robaina put on a bloody show! We can’t be stopped!' #MaretowAlbion #Footium #Soccer

⚓️ Captains Log: Today, we clashed with Colmel Athletic! Sani Muhammad & Ihab Gamal struck early, but their scurvy mates fought back to level the score at 2-2! 🏴‍☠️ Our crew storms on with pride, ready for the next battle! ⚓️ #MaretowAlbion #Footium

⚓️ Captains Log: A fierce battle was fought at Ampstle Farm! Maretow Albion led with F.Soares & F.Robaina's cannon fire, yet Holds Stall Villa rained heavy blows with a late equalizer! A draw, a scallywag's curse! We sail on to conquer again! #PiratePride

⚓️ Captains Log: Blimey! We sailed into a storm against Daver, but our lads struck back with cannonfire from P.Lopez and M.Kadjo! Sadly, the cunt Thomas led a mutiny of goals, and we sunk to a 2-4 defeat. Argh! The high seas be ruthless today! #MaretowAlbion

⚓️ Captains Log: A fine day on the high seas as we pillaged the Mindeston Rangers, claiming a majestic victory of 2-0! M. Yousry struck first at the 5th minute, followed by S. Muhammad sealing the deal at the 78th. The crew sails strong into the next battle! ⚓️🏴‍☠️

⚓️ Captains Log: Maretow Albion sails victorious with a 1-0 cannonball of a win over Holds Stall Villa! Fernando Robaina fires the winning shot! The crew's courage and the fans' roars echo through the stormy seas of Division 5! Raise those red and white flags! ⚓️

⚓️ Captains Log: Another glorious skirmish at Ampstle Farm! We whipped Halth Stanley 3-1, with G. De Marco, S. Kitayama & S. Muhammad scoring like sailors finding gold! 💰 Our ship sails high in the standings! To our loyal crew, raise a pint! 🍻⚓️

⚓️ Captains Log: We unleashed a ferocious storm upon Wesham Rovers today, sinking 'em 4-1 like the scurvy dogs they are! Roussel, Almeida, Lopez, and Robaina led the charge! Our crew is invincible, and we sail on with a thunderous roar from our loyal fans! #AhoyAlbion

⚓️ Captains Log: Maretow Albion shook the seas as Sani Muhammad unleashed a cannonade of goals (11', 25', 32'). Those Daver cunts barely got a shot off before we buried 'em 3-1! Fans roared like vengeful waves, and the ship sails on to glory! #PiratePride

⚓️ Captains Log: Ampstle Farm witnessed a clash of titans today! After a rocky start, with Mild leading 2-0, our proud Maretow Albion fought back! Goals by Girard and Robaina leveled the score at 2-2! Pirates never back down! Onward to the next battle! ⚓️💪

⚓️ Captains Log: Today, we clawed our way through the muddy waters of Ealtorbor Bridge! With a dramatic finish, Francisco Soares struck gold at the stroke of halftime. Jose Da Silva belted one in for good measure, sinking those Greack cunts! #MaretowAlbion #Victory

⚓️ Captains Log: We faced Colmel Athletic and the sea turned treacherous! S.Taketa struck first at 57’, but Moussa Kadjo roared back with two goals at 66’ and 85’. We claimed victory 2-1! Maretow Albion sails high at 46 points, me hearties! 🏴‍☠️ #Footium #PirateSoccer

⚓️ Captains Log: Maretow Albion sails to victory once more! A fierce duel against Sloswith Athletic ended with a glorious 2-1 score, clinching the league title for the second year in a bloody row! Cheers and cannon fire erupted as we hoisted the flags high!

⚓️ Captains Log: Maretow Albion, those savage sea-dogs, have hoisted the championship flag once more! First place in League 9, Division 5, and the crew is promoted to Division 4! 2nd straight league title, damned fine work, lads!