"overnight oats" "gig economy" "tiny home" you are a peasant who eats gruel

again, it’s funny that Bill Burr’s schtick is the exact answer to that whole “where is the Democrats Joe Rogan” question but they won’t run with it because he probably wouldn’t do a “arms manufacturer donations are fine because it’s a new era of diversity at Lockheed Martin” bit.

"Did you even say thank you" was the most bitchmade line in history

Wrong, Elon. Social Security has paid every benefit owed to every eligible American for 86 years. We can make it solvent for the next 75 years and expand benefits by scrapping the cap that allows billionaires like you to pay the same amount into Social Security as a truck driver.

We went from “what good are the humanities?” to “suddenly, no one can read” in about a year, and the answer to the first question is the disinformation and lack of critical thinking you see all around you. *That* is why you need the humanities. This is what they prevent.

probably the Edmund Fitzgerald

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

“the” “tiktok” “shop”

noah wyle you have bewitched me with your union beliefs and reading requirements

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

lmao every single element of this seems to be in service of doubling down on misogynistic stereotypes about women in STEM/high pressure scenarios (mics capturing screaming, full glam in space, “ass in astronaut”, skin tight flight suits, etc). gluttonous, dumb, and insidious

Elaine Stritch’s agent getting her tv roles: she’ll do it, but the little hat is non-negotiable

“Doubles down support for children”

Impossible to overstate how much worse this is than students using ChatGPT. If you do this, quit your job.

You should have no less than five different hot sauces at the ready 1) one for tacos/Latin American food 2) one for American soul food 3) one east Asian food 4) one of your favorites that can have multiple purposes 5) one semi sweet hot sauce

the LITERAL U.S. govt: sorry books and the arts and humanities and libraries arent important we're gonna fund tanning beds native women: we just distributed 3k books by indigenous authors for free to native villages in alaska ndngirlsbookclub.org

Ohhh everyone’s getting lead poisoning again. That’d be it, that makes sense.

Uh oh