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Mama Needs A Coke

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At least three of my kids are funnier than me. mobile.Twitter.com/search?q=from:…

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Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When your kids leave a mystery puddle on the floor you will always find it when you’re rushing to leave the house. It’s science.

Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I asked my husband how his dental appointment went and he told me he spent hours with two men in his mouth so he feels stretched out I’ll be describing all future dental appointments this way

A Bearer Of Dad News (@homewithpeanut) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Little kids will ask why you're crying & when you tell them the reason, they say something like "ok can I go finish my drawing?" Yeah go ahead, Dexter

threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In all my 12 years of parenting I’ve never felt more pressure than when one of my kids comes home from school with a planted sunflower seed and expects it to grow by tomorrow

One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The audacity of children to burst from your body like the kool aid man and then tell you that you’re stinky while they’re covered in dirt and peanut butter

Snarky Mommy (@snarkymommy78) 's Twitter Profile Photo

6: why does J have two mommies? Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy… all families look diff- 6: I wish I had two mommies My husband:

That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) 's Twitter Profile Photo

him: what video do you keep watching, that song has been playing for the last five minutes me, watching a lady pour buttery noodles into a vat of cream sauce on repeat: um, it’s porn

Luke ☀️ (@radadtouille) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I could have just a moment of your time I’d love to give you some information about how your small, one time donation can make a difference in the fight against the fight against carbs.

Mama Needs A Coke (@mamaneedsacoke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Saw my youngest moving his arms up and down really fast and when I asked what he was doing he casually replied, ‘oh, just trying to fly like a bird,’ and I really admire his optimism.

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The high today is 88 degrees, but I’m wearing jeans and a hoodie. It’s September first. We can’t keep catering to you forever, Summer, geez.