I don’t get why Trump is having such a hard time sitting still in court.

He was able to sit and do nothing for 187 minutes on January 6th.

Seems that Don Fartleone has taken to airing out his sphincter in the courtroom. #TrumpTrials #DonFartleone

How do you go from Don Snorleone to the godfarter in less than a week

Acyn Judge issues a gag order.

Trump issues a gag odor.

Until now, I have always thought this whole Reptilians controlling Earth thing was just a bunch of baloney…dear God…😳😵‍💫😳

Œuvrant pour la paix, la sécurité et la liberté depuis plus de 75 ans !

#WomenWillSaveTheWorld

They’re about to find out.

Indeed!!

Branding, right?? Why should he object?? Hahahaha
youtube.com/post/Ugkxt8HQK… via YouTube

An effort to make Trump feel more comfortable in his future home, Dem Reps Jared Moskowitz, Gerry Connolly, and John Garamendi introduced a bill today to rename the Miami Federal Prison after Donald Trump. 🤔🤣

meidastouch.com/news/dem-reps-… via @ronfilipkowski

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#ETTD

Mary L. Trump Free Fallin' $djt

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

BREAKING: Cab drivers in New York City are now referring to Trump Tower as The Tish Mahal

Somewhere in the SouthWest Desert

Their next move is to arrest women who aren't pregnant...