I looked up Men’s hairstyles and now I really want a new body.

Cauliflower is the honeydew of vegetables

Millennial dad here: asked my daughter what she was drawing with side walk chalk To which she replied, “iPhone 11 dynamic wallpaper displays”.

Joker 10/10 won’t see again.

All the food on this thanksgiving day has, what is referred to by in-laws as, a “kick” or a “bite”.

Oddly pornstars have the least kids of any profession.

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again the carne asada pizza at California pizza kitchen is something to behold.

I’m told everybody dies but I plan on finding a different way out!

Netflix is tough on my back

Ok but only if Dick Cheney gets to go.

I’ve gotta say this is a great time to have a latex glove fetish.

My bracket’s still perfect.

All in all you’re just another square in the zoom.

Can all the ice cream shops just settle on one universal winter storm?!

Off brand pedialyte

That’ll show ‘em

We could always just throw our trash in the Bermuda Triangle.

When you try to be bohemian but can’t even.

Millennial dad here. Today I found my daughter’s chewed piece of gum in the fridge. She’s saving it for later.