LFG 🔥🔥🔥

I’ve looked at too many jerky tenders on Amazon for dogs thinking they’re jerky sticks for humans and now my algorithm is outta wack.

On today’s episode of: “is it a scab or is it chocolate?” #plasticsurgeryrecovery

Always ask yourself: is this person worth messing up your pH?

LFG TULSAAAAA

Love the ladies in my life!

LFG to Tulsa ❤️❤️❤️

The first few episodes of Love is Blind are not ideal for breast augmentation recovery. #goosebumps 😬 #ouch 😮‍💨

The Last March of the Ents = immediate goosebumps.

I’ll be there!! (already here, actually)

When schools no longer consider .gov pages to be credible for works cited … it’s an eerie & misinformed time to be alive.

I’ll be there!!

TRIVIA NIGHT with Boston Rob and Tyson Apostol! 💰 Tonight at 7PM at the PokerStarsUSA NAPT Players Lounge. 🎤 Free Trivia Night T-Shirts while supplies last! Two rounds of trivia free to play with a $550 tournament seat to each round winner! 📍: Resorts World Las Vegas

See you sooooon!

To my guy friends: Did you know we can all see you thirstfully commenting on lady-bot profiles? It’s actually embarrassing - you can’t really be that naive …

I’m either voting for the bear or a woman.

See you soon, California!

We love to see it 🤩

Threaten me with a good time? 😘 Tell us you’re a poker player without telling us you’re a poker player? Let’s be real … it’s actually the backpack 🎒 Poker Org #backpack #superpro #talkdirty #roundofstraddles #snapyes #fyp #trendingaudio #fypシ #pokerplayer

One of the biggest problems with cooking for Thanksgiving is that by the time it’s ready to eat … I’m full.