I'm far from perfect. I could have a flatter stomach, clearer skin, whiter teeth, better hair, etc. But at least I don't have an ugly heart.

I am a sucker for a sweet text message.

Substitute teacher: "Does your normal teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yeah.."

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored of them.

I guarantee I miss you more than you miss me..

We text 24/7, but when we meet, it's so awkward.

"I'm cold..." = Your cue to give me your jacket."

Pulling up your blanket & accidently punching yourself in the face. ♥

I'm having a hard time getting over a relationship that I was never even in.

I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one ... I created a MONSTER. :D

"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status." - Wiz Khalifa.

You know you truly care about someone when you have to try to convince yourself that you don't.

When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever.

Friends: Can I come over? Real Friends: I'm coming over.

When life gives you lemonade, add vodka.

Forget about Romeo and Juliet, forget about Edward and Bella, the perfect love story I want to make is our own,

I'm always hungry or tired.

Waking up to a text from the person you like <3

Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait... That's you.