I have a massive headache behind my right eye Thankfully I live in the South where Goody Powders are sold everywhere

Alright you furry little bastard I'll get up

Not entirely sure what kind of mutant pollen lives out here Monroe but I finally ended up taking tylox and fell asleep at the kitchen table Wandered to bed eventually Now I am hung over How do people get addicted to pills like this?

I had no idea the election for president of incels was coming up Isaac has a 2pt lead

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Dear twitter dafuq you did son? Every other tweet I see is either some Trump lover sucking the orange rind or some whacked out basic white chick tweeting about her crystals Be better

The chance of being attacked by a finch is low but never zero Unless you have a Nala standing guard

Except for people who like Machine Gun Kelly Those people are wrong very wrong indeed

Are you fucking kidding me? Putin is asking for a UN Security Consel meeting because Wait for it He wants to complain about how the slaughtered civilians in Ukraine PROVOKED THEIR MURDER I can't even with this shit no more

Stop lying you are headed to the border to refill the coke stash before the next orgy

What is the very best kind of cat and why is it a Tuxedo?

Don't ask me why my tongue is blue

My boss "it's now a federal investigation" Me

Hunter Biden Laptop Investigation Result: ... ... ... ...PORN... ...it was porn.

Saturday night someone broke into my work and stole 300k worth of equipment loaded on a truck with GPS tracker They drove 45 minutes away and tried to rib an ATM they destroyed it and the equipment never got money and brought it back and left it FBI is asking us for info?