.Malcolm Turnbull while you were talking at the Press Club, I was delivering hipsters cold pressed juice on my penny-farthing 🚲#ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull you swear to balance the budget. I’ll do it while eating a raw onion. #ausvotes #TonyAbbott

Unlike Malcolm Turnbull, I promise to make appointing you #PrimeChinister my first act if reelected. #ausvotes x.com/leelinchinsbs/…

.Malcolm Turnbull u want people 2 choose ur plan,all I ask them 2 choose is 🍅orBBQ sauce #democracysausage #ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull you promise stability post #Brexit, I'll deliver it to every Aussie on a stable table in bed this Sunday morning #ausvotes

You support farmers in the bush Malcolm Turnbull I’ll make sure #farmville farmers are looked after too. #ausvotes

As his little bit better self, I'm more than happy to take your questions Mark Di Stefano @BuzzFeedOzPol #ausvotes x.com/buzzfeedozpol/…

.Sunrise today Malcolm Turnbull asks people4 their trust,I'll be asking4 extra sauce #democracysausage #ausvotes

While I do like mash, today's all about sausages for me Lisa Wilkinson HuffPost Australia #ausvotes #democracysausage x.com/lisa_wilkinson…

.@JacquiLambie while Malcolm Turnbull says he won't deal with u,I would &take u out 4 a tizzy dinner🍷🎷#ausvotes #democracysausage #snagvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull I would've worn it better 🕶🎩👔 #ausvotes #SnagVotes #democracysausage Sky News Australia x.com/skynewsaust/st…

.Aunty Donna don't enter any pact with Malcolm Turnbull b4 talking 2 me. I'd offer many more sweaties #ausvotes x.com/auntydonnaboys…

.Malcolm Turnbull you promise to grow the pie for all Australians, I'll just give everyone pie. Sugar pie #ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull while u wait 2see if u still have a job,I took the initiative & got us an exciting new 1 #ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull u may put Tony Abbott in ur cabinet. I'd go 1 better & make him ambassador 2 North Korea #ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull while you were meeting with the RBA today I was shouting everyone a round at the BAR 🍻 #ausvotes

.Malcolm Turnbull while you won #BobKatter's support today, I won us all his wardrobe. #ausvotes #TheProjectTV

.Malcolm Turnbull while Christal Pynes has declared ur victory in advance, I've lined Chris Pine up 2 declare mine #ausvotes

I would've won it a bit better Malcolm Turnbull but winner, winner caviar & V for dinner all the same🍾🎉 #ausvotes