Cemetery Gates - The Smiths

3 tickets for @motogp. 2 nights accommodation. 2 evening meals, lunches and breakfasts, travel and parking. All of that comes to just over half the price of a single ticket for F1. Brilliant day Silverstone.

Same difference. #OlympicGames

Aha!! My parents weren’t shagging that night in 1995. My mum must have converted to Islam!

Burned into retinas for eternity #ticketmaster #oasis

Gigs & Tours IT guy right now #oasis #gigsandtours

🚨🔵 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: Here we go! Deal confirmed. @makerzmark joins Expect Toulouse FC on a 24 hour contract. £5 subs. Shitkicking 1979 born CB joins the project. 🤝👀

I’ll never hear “Done, done, onto the next one” quite the same again.

Joint longest, surely?

“I didn’t ignore the offer - I said no” There’s comebacks. And then there’s comebacks.

Never seen them on anything other than top form. Shed Seven Rick Witter 📸 Me

Well seeing as it’s a no mobile phone event, there’ll be no dramatic floodlit stage shots or video of him doing his thing, so this is about the only way to mark the occasion.

First email of the day. Posted without comment.

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