>*followed via another text soon after. I'd change my number if she hadn't just given @SardonicDolor and I a heads up. When I get back to>>*

>*the room, @SardonicDolor is still asleep. I close the door quietly behind me, shuck off my shoes, and climb in behind her, spooning.* >>

> Sweetheart? *I murmur to @SardonicDolor, keeping my vocie soft* Just want to let you know that I'm back.

*burying my face into Swan's shoulder I groan again...and it aint a happy sound.* Evil, woman. Evil. *I tease as I stand up and off the>>*

*sorts out that divorce immediately* x.com/SardonicDolor/…

Still in the bathroom jerkin' off *smirks* How goes it with you?

I made the call to Jenks already, Swan. The not-really-legal-anyway-marriage has been dissolved. Why? *grins to myself*

Yeah? What things might those be?

*walks out of the bathroom, sans towel, and smiles innocently at Bella* Cat got your tongue, Darlin'? Want me to help you find it?

Oh, I got plans, Swan *smirks* x.com/SardonicDolor/…

*Is liking this new look* x.com/SardonicDolor/…

*confused, I look down at myself, then back up at you, hands outstretched* Makeover? x.com/SardonicDolor/…

Ah, yes, the move from preptastically shit, to denim clad hotness *grins* But, if you recall...I look even better in nothin' but a smile. x.com/SardonicDolor/…

*smirks* Dirty, Swan. x.com/SardonicDolor/…

You're goin' to be doin' more than that, my sexy Swan. x.com/SardonicDolor/…

*coughs and almost falls over* Uh... x.com/SardonicDolor/…

I licked you...so you're mine. *nods* x.com/SardonicDolor/…

Somethin' tells me that you don't wanna be hangin' onto that virginity much longer. *smirks* x.com/SardonicDolor/…

*laughs* You're so sweet, Darlin'. x.com/SardonicDolor/…

Tease. I've been tryin' for this since I kidnapped you, woman...Just you wait! x.com/SardonicDolor/…