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Major D Malpas

@MajorDMalpas

“preposterous account” according to David Leask.

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That rhododendron hasn’t flowered in the past three years. This year it’s absolutely laden. Must have liked the wet winter.

That rhododendron hasn’t flowered in the past three years. This year it’s absolutely laden. Must have liked the wet winter.
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I’m glad to be moving towards the end of my business career. Between Islamists, anti-growth, Marxist Greens, trans obsessed mentalists and generally feckless politicians, this country is in a terribly precarious position. All you can do is try to insulate your family financially.

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Property development, road building, infrastructure advancement are all finished in Bristol Central then. Private investment will go elsewhere and the anti-growth, anti-prosperity Marxists get their wish as the place turns to shit.

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Am away for the week but my neighbour kindly looked over the hedge to take a photo of the first of the Meconopsis “Strsthspey” which has come out this week.

Am away for the week but my neighbour kindly looked over the hedge to take a photo of the first of the Meconopsis “Strsthspey” which has come out this week.
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Back to the future then, with John Swinnney, beholden to anti-growth Marxists of the Green Party.

Enterprise, common sense, family life all suspended again at the altar of futile nationalism.

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Excellent. And if they are an illegal immigrant, they are not your constituent - they have no business or right being here.

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Kenny and many of his fellow independence travellers regularly exhibit the kind of intolerance that show us what a bad move separation from the UK could be. Out of the UK, with the curtains drawn round us, just imagine the small-minded, ignorant place we’d become? No thanks.

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John Swinney is the outstanding candidate when it comes to keeping skeletons hidden. He is the ultimate continuity candidate and the House of Murrell choice.

There are so many skeletons though, he will need a wardrobe with the capacity of Narnia.

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As a natural conservative, I would never vote for the break-up of the UK. But I would like Kate Forbes to be the new SNP leader. She appears to value the traditional family unit, is clearly a capitalist and is the best chance Scotland has of right of centre government at present.

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The wheels have come off, but the SNP are not finished yet. Vote ⁦Scottish Conservatives⁩ in the General Election to beat them in seats across Scotland!

The wheels have come off, but the SNP are not finished yet. Vote ⁦@ScotTories⁩ in the General Election to beat them in seats across Scotland!
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Whoever takes over as SNP Leader now will only represent a new captain on the Titanic. The only hope is for them to ditch the extremist agenda which was favoured by the Greens - high taxes, wrecking the housing market, anti-business and obsessed with gender reform.

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For a mere £25 (Ferry £18 + a bus trip to Newry £7) you can easily send a 'vulnerable' Somalian to the EU. I'll set up a page later.

No border checks - just stroll through

For a mere £25 (Ferry £18 + a bus trip to Newry £7) you can easily send a 'vulnerable' Somalian to the EU. I'll set up a #Crowdfunding page later. No border checks - just stroll through
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Hahahahahahaha - stop it, I’m going to piss myself.

“Tories would do well to remember France has Ireland’s back”………🤣🤣😂

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