I cannot rest yet I am tired I need to rest Energy evades my friend made me write a haiku

Im about ready to start paying someone just to tell me im doing a good job, they're proud of me, and that I'll make it through the rough patch to the other side ;-;

Here is a sneak peak at my brain 24/7

I cant find my super glue... or my left ventricle.... have you seen them?

Have yall seen my phone? I think I lost it in my hand....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats all <3

Bro my regional manager just told me, my wife was a lucky woman.... first off I didnt know I wasnt single xD... SECONDLY I HAD A RUBBER SPACER ON MY FINGER CAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO DROP IT WHILE I WAS WORKING....

As an annoyance I am top tier frfr lol

Time to hit the gym harder and work on my one liners.... I wanna be like my king when I'm in my 50s

Life really be like "random bullshit go!" And it ain't that much fun keep it simpler plz I'm tired of this shit grandpa xD

I think... wait no I dont. Thats impossible for me

Ah nightshift... thank you for turning me into a vampire... I hate it lol

I keep telling myself to stream more then I talk myself out of it the days I want to stream xD

And people still think Earth is flat?

There is something here It can be seen in the stars Where can it be now Random haiku from my work brain xD

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

Playing bg3 again and its alot more fun when your party consists of the group dad, a himbo, a Canadian with a web addiction, and 2 idiots lol

Remember that 2+3=5 and 5 is how many hrs it takes me to find my own location xD

You know the worst part about the night shift is that when I'm working alone it gets super lonely but I'm also an introvert so working with a crew is more exhausting lol

Learning how video editing works is also showing my friends how stupid I am lol