It is a crime in my eyes to know someone is a complete freak and you try to suppress that. Either embrace it or let someone else, never extinguish it...

It's up to you to decide which Wendy will be the face of our new Camden restaurant. Comment below to vote. A) PUNK B) BOUFFANT QUIFF C) EMO

since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've been choking turtles with my bare hands

the one remaining twitter engineer keeping the site running right now x.com/world_buzz_new…

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bro is back from killing the last mammoth

Strolled through the countries at Epcot. I like how they just put a chip shop up next to a Twinings and a pub and they’re like “that’s it. That’s Britain”

I hate Christmas. Have a great time guys

“are you willing and able to assist in case of emergency” shit we’ll both find out at the same time buddy

Every bathroom in a small town bar is gender-neutral if someone has cocaine.

“Breaking news El Chapo’s son has been arrested” The cartel:

The reason I have a problem with self driving cars is sometimes my voice assistant switches between an American and British accent

If AI starts becoming a burden, just unplug it. Like we did with nan.

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the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy

Can someone explain how this is 25 emoji and not 4??

The world is just doing accents and I cannot be disproved by science.

Including but limited to

Listening to Trump whine on about American “untamed wilderness“ character appraisal reminds me of a privileged kid. It was the fucking 18th century