In hindsight I could’ve said this better.

Death, taxes, and Levy farming me for content.

I have won as many top tournaments as Hikaru has won Bullet Brawls

The chess speaks morse code.

Hikaru is the Magnus Carlsen of Levy Rozmans.

As the undisputed GOAT, I bow to nobody.

I approve this message.

LeMagnus CarlGOAT

Congratulations to Hans Niemann on a well-fought participation trophy.

Hopefully they can learn a thing or two from my commentary

I am inevitable. Alireza Firouzja

You guys are the real heroes Chess.com

Sorry, did I miss anything?

The people’s World Championships

I understand that many people have criticized my decision to split the World Blitz Championship, and rightfully so. To be fair and consistent, I will also be splitting one Classical Championship each with Ian Nepomniachtchi and Hans Niemann to help them achieve their goals.

To celebrate the New Year, let’s look back on all the firsts that happened in 2024: 1. Gukesh became the first Indian World Champion 2. Hikaru was the first streamer to cross 2800 Rating 3. I became the first World Champion to be disqualified for fashion

If you have any objections, I literally am the law. Whatever I decide the rules are is what we enforce.

FIDE and I have made this very clear Hans. All players are created equal, but some of us are more important than others.

This is completely false as I’m 100% above the game as shown this week. The top player gets top priorities.

You know who I am