And I was like, wow, this person has really committed to a sudden change of weather, despite the fact we were very much inside.

And then I realised it was はると in disguise 😂😂😂

This reminds me of the time Lord Grantham came into work disguised as Hugh Bonneville.

Thoughts of the day #2

Today someone asked me for directions. I apparently look Dutch and local. Excellent.

I also had a hotdog that was apparently made of chicken... an... interesting... decision from me.

It was A LOT darker in hue than I had initially imagined & had an almost perfum du dog food, if you will. Would recommend 10/10.

Thoughts of the day #3

All male comedy panel discussing whether it's okay to make rape jokes. #dissapointing #VidConEU

Just found my Nintendo DS #classy and Mario Kart is still the bomb eeee

Playing my Gameboy on the train to London like the adult that I am. Lots of judgment here.

I'm playing my gameboy and listening to Teenage Dirtbag, and it's the best decision I've ever made.

I have returned to The Instagram. Follow @Magenta_Octopus for a daily dose of the funny. ✅✅✅

Last night I dreamt I was hanging out with Shura pre-gig until I realised there was no gig, just a very competitive rounders match.

dramatic self promotion. pls follow instagram.com/magenta_octopu… for some ultimate dad jokes and puns. example instagram.com/p/BTjahDAgl0P/…

Gave a TEDx talk last week & had a tremendous blast doing so! x.com/TEDxBenendenSc…

Sometimes I make stuff that you can buy✅. instagram.com/p/BUZvSRjgSTm/

I've moved to Berlin for a while, hit me up with any suggestions on how to fill my time!

@ Typographynerd hello! I am making a documentary about self-expression and type in Berlin, it would be great to chat?!

I do cool things even when I'm not dressed as a cathedral. instagram.com/p/BV4P_3-lG1Y/ Fllw 4 de laffs as well