I didn't realize the smell of cigarettes and self hatred attracts Angel's at my door. Luci and Death? Mistakes have been made as per usual.

|| You two are lovely. I look forward to continuing this. 😂 @MorteInVitam @NighOmnipotence

#FridayThe13th Just another shite day for everyone's least favorite peddy dabbler in the dark arts.

“Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty.”

|| I shouldn't be laughing but I fucking love that @NighOmnipotence ADDED A GIF TO EMPHASIZE. THIS IS PRICELESS. BRB LAUGHING WHILE JOHN IS JUST ACCEPTING THIS IS HIS LIFE NOW

If you need me, which I know none of you actually do, I'll be catching up on that rare mystic thing called Sleep. || I will be back by Wednesday! Weird work week ahead. @NighOmnipotence @MorteInVitam you two are lovely.

“You need my help, you either are or will soon be beyond redemption. Not my fault, I tell myself. But lying is a hobby to me, your original unreliable narrator John Constantine.” - Batman: Damned preview

“Don’t I get a tip?” “Sure. It’s this: get a new mind. The one you’ve got now is narrow and full of crap.” - Hellblazer #27

what’s thanos’s favorite social media??? SNAPchat

Oh look, I did that thing I do where my phone burst into flames and thus I stopped being even the slightest bit reachable. You bet T-Mobile loves having me as a client.

|| @NighOmnipotence I'll be honest that reply I just sent is a cluster fuck and I am sorry. 😂

Me during sex: hurt me Her: all the problems that add to your depression are caused by your own self sabotaging actions Me: what Her: your lack of expression of your feelings and frustrations is what causes your anger and creates toxic situations for others. Me: stop

“Can you see me now, all you friends I’ve lost and betrayed? Do you wish me well, then, or are you praying I’ll be with you soon?(...) Sit back and enjoy the show.” - Hellblazer #44

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 9 May 2014). (via Twi Age 🥳)

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 9 May 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

|| Sigh of relief because I can still access this account. I'd love to do GoogleDoc RPs with my dumpster fire.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 9 May 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 9 May 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 9 May 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

doctor: you only have 59 secs to live me: