All the other dogs at the bbq: “let’s play and bark and run and jump in the kiddie pools!” .... my 4 month old puppy: “that’s great and all guys but.... I found a fan!” (Also featured in background: zillahdrinksgin… instagram.com/p/BznkmlPBmAg/…

Took a nasty hit to the calf with a firework mortar on Thursday night. I swear every day it seems to swell again and the bruise expands even more... still feels like there’s a softball shoved under my skin. 😂😂 Ok,… instagram.com/p/Bznr8F6BaE0/…

Mom got a bolt in her tire... luckily we were able to make it to town and get it fixed.... and, bonus, Discount Tires is dog friendly! #TheGregorDiaries #SerGregor #englishmastiffsofinstagram #BabyMountain instagram.com/p/Bz0zp4WBD1j/…

When you get to the metal scrap with a bunch of old rusted sheet metal and barbed wire but realize you forgot your work gloves...... but wait! I’ve got bite gloves in the truck! #Winning #NoStitchesForMe… instagram.com/p/B0RAJwHBIzl/…

I love these boys so much.... ❤️ #GibsAndJayden #Summertime instagram.com/p/B0RsNVohIXi/…

Ok fine. Maybe my morning of hell was worth it. These boys have been out there ALL. DAY. #GibsAndJayden #Summertime #NewSandboxFun #HeyLookGoats instagram.com/p/B0TrbK3Buhk/…

Random hail storm that hit here on Monday night took out one of our big trees. 🤦🏼‍♀️.... and Sansa is now a goat apparently.... instagram.com/p/B0oE0EthYme/…

First day of headstart! Gibson was SO brave walking into his first day. He got real nervous right as he walked in... but overall he did awesome. I can’t believe my little boy is so grown up! ❤️❤️ instagram.com/p/B1WSFy9B7uX/…

Poor DJ..... this isn’t what she had in mind when she wished for a little brother.... #GiantPuppyProblems #IfIFitsISits #SerGregor #BabyMountain instagram.com/p/B1bi0O0hLRi/…

“Hi, my name is Greg, I would like to purchase all the treats please. Yes. All of them.” instagram.com/p/B1b9r1LhAm4/…

The sass is STRONG with this one.... #NoClueWhereThatCameFrom #IBlameJustin 😬 instagram.com/p/B1y0KKJBCnn/…

Doing a thing!!! 😍😁😍 @ Hall of Tattoos instagram.com/p/B14Z4OLBUNY/…

The thing (see previous post) that I did earlier today.... Losing my Sky-boy in 2016 was honestly devastating.... he took a piece of me with him... now I’ve got a little bit of him with me forever too.❤️ A little… instagram.com/p/B15KrYbhwf5/…

This dog, man... She is doing God’s work! The only way we can get Gibson to sleep is if she is with him... and seeing as my kid is a terrible sleeper, I personally thank her every night for her service to this… instagram.com/p/B2DbSSOBDPB/…

FYI- in case anyone hasn’t had the joy of experiencing it.... you 100% can scorch your eyeballs when a fire flares up unexpectedly and not have any idea until later.... but when you know, you know. The past few weeks… instagram.com/p/B8y2I7-h3sB/…

The movies all kinda failed me.... So, one day I decided to be my own messy, awkward, misfit Disney Princess. I still have no regrets about that choice..... not a single one. 💜 instagram.com/p/CBrN9OyB6bu/…

Oh wait... this exists.... hey girl haaaaay

Damn... where did the time go? Twitter holds such a weirdly nostalgic (event tho it wasn’t THAT long ago) place in my life.... ive said it before but gonna say it agin... do I come back? 🤔

Gotta love it when you forget to refill your meds for a few days... then you finally do... and it’s all “HEY WORLD! How many messes do I have to clean up now that I’m back from my disassociation vacation?” 🤣 #ADHDProblems

I know I should create a separate acct for all of my random other interests and fandoms… but I feel way too emotionally attached to this main handle.