Draft time let's get it

2-5 dead. Played my limited deck pretty poorly ran cold in constructed. Will be back.

Pro Tour weekend unfortunately didn't go well for me. Lot of takeaways and lots to learn from. Testing with Flexslot was an absolute pleasure. Sideboard guide posted to Maetreon with another update later this week. Excited to get back to the grind at Milwaukee!

New spotlight series trophy looks sick but if they ever take away the RC buttplugs I'm retiring from the game

Terrorizing the casuals in the Alchemy draft ques because I can't read and accidentally signed up. These cards are insanely broken tho wtf.

Looking for Magic partner (serious)

Even the diehard Lessons simps like Cub decks. Jokes aside, updated the now UG/Bant Cub guide on the Maetreon today. It's essentially two guides in one now! Still figuring out the format before Milwaukee but hopeful for the deck to make a comeback.

Top 8'd the modern challenge with Cubless Cub. Please buy my guide at p@treoncom/jakobpablo69.

Rave night part 2 serving extra cunt today

Please WOTC bring this to the U.S. I'll play your multiplayer format please I'll buy your weird ass secret lair tie ins please I'll do anything for beautiful women merch

Final Cub Guide update before Milwaukee available on the Maetreon. Think that the lack of Sunderflock is really good for the deck. Good luck to everyone this weekend I'll see you in the streets.

Me and who?

Sometimes you just want to pretend you have agency. Stock Hambuger helper lessons for this weekend.

7-2 in day 2 being agency cucked is great

The Maerror

4-1 and an intentional draw means I'm back on the Pro Tour. Bittersweet as I had to play against some friends today but happy to be back. Thank you agency.

11-4 at RC Milwaukee copying Mae ‘s Simic Rhythm list. Almost pulled back from 1-3 but another RC one win short of PT. Gg go next boulder won’t push itself up the hill

This guy won't leave my house and he's trying to get my cat to subscribe to his Patreon

Me when I'm figuring out my 15th sideboard slot