So apparently Trump put 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th, and then eventually pardoned them all.

South Carolina just quarantined 153 unvaccinated kids for 21 days after a measles outbreak. Minnesota has 118 under quarantine. MAGAs are blaming the outbreaks on the illegal immigrants that they also say Trump is keeping out.

Funny how the people who keep saying "No more government in our pockets, no more government in our lives!" are so upset about the government shutdown. I'm like, my dudes, this shutdown is the fulfillment of your dreams!

Breaking News: President who condemns taking down Confederate statues because "history" begins demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

Yeah, The Daily Show is absolutely cooking Trump with this one. They turned his military parade moment into a dog show parody, calling him “lively, aggressive, and incredibly horny.” Peak satire. Trump’s ego just got treated like a Westminster contestant.

"Perfect MRI" Sure.

I hope Trump wanders around in confusion less in the White House ballroom than he did the one in Japan.

"I'm sorry, we can't do anything because we need 61 votes to pass the clean CR." -Senate Reps who want to do endruns around the Constitution when it comes to birthright citizenship and presidential terms but act like Senate rules are fixed in stone for the next million years.

So did Gatsby die at the end of the Mar-a-Lago Gatsby party?

The "Healthiest President in History" walking to his CBS interview this week.

TFW someone you know IRL who has been on government assistance and even once borrowed money from you to buy food is now on social media making fun of people losing their SNAP.

Virginia MAGAs, is this the point where I'm supposed to say "Cry more, cons"?

Republicans consoling themselves today: "At least President Trump is still in charge!" And I keep thinking, "Is he though? Is he really?"

Today's fun thing is finding an article from the August 1932 issue of Confederate Veteran titled "Why 'War Between the States'" by Marian Fleming of Brundige, Alabama. The article was answering why the war happened. Much of her answer: To protect slavery. So "woke" even in 1932!

"Spanberger is a hypocrite because if she really believed in DEI she would've let Earle-Sears become VA's black governor." No, she'd only be a hypocrite based on what Republicans claim DEI is, not the real thing.

"A million people will leave New York City if Mamdani wins." Is one of them Donald Trump?

I just noticed today that a house I pass on my commute which has a TRUMP 28 sign also flies an extremely tattered American flag, and I think this is a great symbol of the state of things today.

MAGAs are so confused at this point when it comes to what talking point they're supposed to use for the Epstein files that they're saying it's a Democrat hoax that's full of Democrats.