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He had asked me a couple weeks ago to show him rings I liked, nonchalantly. I picked these two. Unbeknownst to me he actually bought BOTH 😁 which one, blue butterflies or traditional pink?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon? Oh wait, it just got away from me!

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meatball!

What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato!

My kind of day

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Blaze putting lots of effort into helping me cut this crop top

What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune? I will never desert you!

Why did the smart phone need glasses? It lost all its contacts!

What type of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!

Imagine dissing yourself worldwide

This is why I have no faith in humanity

When a dude is over 40 and doesn't have kids...

It's never crowded along the extra mile

Realizing Christmas this year will be 25/25/25 😁🎁

I put dinner on the table for my man every night