Another "W" for the Mustangs! #PonyUp #43rdPOTUS

Who needs the #GOPDebate when you can sit courtside and watch SMU Basketball clinch a third straight 25-win season?

Congrats to Texas Phi Delt's Wynn Cary for becoming Iron Phi #517! $1,042.50 raised, Austin Half-Marathon complete.

I appreciate the ambition to work on 100 miles of southbound 35 at once but 3 lanes and no stop and go traffic would be nice

Now that we're done talking about everyone else's mom, let me just say that mine rocks!!! I like her more than you!!!

Here's a doggo realizing you can stand in a pool. 13/10 enlightened af (vid by Tina Conrad)

#harwooddistrict quit trying to make fetch happen

I've only been working for three weeks and already found a grey hair on my head...

Look what gem Dean Niemi found! Kevin Knox 20-years ago #TBT

Thank you for saving me from an awkward freshman interview. This is true friendship. x.com/alyb02/status/…

Carb loading for Saturday's game against University of Houston #PonyUp #PonyUpTempo

Thankful for the pair of rollerblades that I just found in my parents attic #blessed

Government debt-to-GDP levels continue to rise while investors pour into markets that are only an inch from collapsing.

Someone looks hungry... #FinishThisFight

Wynn called the defensive driving tech support line and referred to himself as a "new student"... I'm done

Friends, I don't tweet often, but you need to watch @SHOsports documentary #Disgraced, the facts are appalling