I've eaten a very unhealthy amount of popcorn these past three days omfg

"Mom I'm hungry" "Have some popcorn then" m**\^]$82:$82:&!&!2:&!2:$?:!&;&:& that's all I've eaten all day&$&/&$)/$)$/($2$?/!'

“Husky Heaven: At attention! '' pic.x.com/LHIorXhVAB” OH MY GOD

LOOK AT THOSE DOGS

LOOK AT THEM

IM OGNNA CRH OH MY FOD THEYRE SO CUTE

He's been sitting there for like a good 10 minutes staring at me

I found Luke Page

I've had three bloody noses within 40 minutes goodbye the devils coming for me

WELL IT SHOULD BE

@yungkonigin IM LKCKJDIUBNSLI

“@yungkonigin: They had the squiggle it was fantastic pic.x.com/E81PcF5utx” THE SQUIGGLE I CSNT STOP LAIHFONG

SQUIGGLE IS SUCH A FUJNY WORD IM CHOKING ON WATER RIGHT NNOW

IF YOU SAY SQUIGGLE THERE IS A 1000000% CHANCE ILL START LAUGHING

I'm still laughing at the word squiggle thanks a lot MONA

“@yungkonigin: Madeline !! subtweetin' x.com/KaylieMakenzie…” MONAJDSHJDS

@yungkonigin SQUIGGLE INCANFSYIOLAIGHING

Her: Are you even listening to me? Him: *looking down at whopper* Her: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME Him: [looks up] Wait, what happened??

“Burger King: HOW MATH LOOKS WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY: If you have 4 pencils And I have 7 sandwiches How many hours until lunch?” Same

True love is blind. It tastes like onion rings though.