Sometimes it feels like I’m the ONLY ONE holding my breath when ppl walk past. Like r they even TRYING to stop the spread!

Does anyone know who books the NSW covid-19 press conferences? I’ve gigged with Gladys Berejiklian regularly and she’d be happy to vouch for me

Yeah sex is good but have you ever rewatched the office

If your finding the random AZ clotting stats irrelevant, these more relatable stats may help you decide:

Bitches will skateboard without a helmet but won’t risk the AZ 👿

The worst side affect of getting the AZ vaccine so far has been feeling incredibly morally superior

Bro if ur gonna commentate was he Aussie coverage of the Matilda’s u should know how to say RASO #SEMIFINALS

I’ve never been invested in a team winning before and I have to say that it’s really depressing when they lose, like why do ppl do this

Not to brag but the anonymous poetry Instagram I started now has one follower

Another beautiful day out here on tinder 😍

Please enjoy this live cross from the Darwin Pride Festival. The theme this year is hope. Here's to being inclusive and kind to people, particularly during such tough times. Happy Darwin Pride 🏳️‍🌈

No offence but my FB marketplace listing is p o p p i n g off

I lived with rats for two years in Surry hills, and now, just when I need them, they’re nowhere to be found.

I need a “be kind: rewind” policy for the Netflix account when we’re all up to different points in the same show and I accidentally end up getting spoilers from later episodes

Crowd growing quickly as speeches continue here at The Invasion Day rally in Sydney Matilda Boseley

People at #edfringe will say their lineup is diverse but all the comics have the same funny British accent 🧐

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️FOUR AND FIVE STARS for 'Beak: Cocktail Boys' FreeFringeFest BEAK 🦅(comedy group) "A tall glass of absurdist humour, served with a twist of Aussie charm" || Review | Toby Stinson & Issy Flower || edfringereview.com/review/e/z3rN6…

Just wanna shout out my sister Maddie HW who's killing it in the comedy scene and has worked so hard at her craft #proudbrother heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/…

It’s always “CommBank Matildas are outselling CommBank Socceroos jerseys 2:1” and never “CommBank Matildas are outEARNING CommBank Socceroos 2:1”😒