So far my day has been like this. Walk dog, dog catches bunny, dog rolls in fox shit, bathe dog, get changed, go to car to go to supermarket, car dead. Now going back to bed.

When you’re sister in law knows you’re a closet Michael Ball OBE💙 and Alfie Boe OBE fan and gets you the best cake for your birthday 😂😂

If the world learns anything from the death of Caroline Flack it should be that anyone dying at the age of 40 is a tragedy. Life can be tough, but when it reaches the stage you’re seeing the clarity and simplicity of making it all stop as the perfect solution, it’s beyond that.