me to my adult coworkers: so… barbie or oppenheimer??

can i get an AMEN?!

me seeing conrad call belly over specifically to get a picture with her and then him looking at her like she was everything to him i was GAGGED

not me though yall stay safe

OCTOBER 27

nobody talk to me i'm about to start watching #tsitp

sour patch kids with the most VALID takes

FDOC!!!!!! (i’m melting and already have tons of homework)

me: alex did you not hear me? alex: oh i wasn’t listening

taylor posting “i broke my own heart cause you were too polite to do it” literally made me start crying!!!!!!! sorry for the person i become tonight!!!!!!!

A lot of you will pay for your crimes

the tortured poets department in question

if I had two nickels for every time Taylor Swift showed up at an awards show looking like she’d announce rep tv but she announces a brand new album instead, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but weird that it’s happened twice

just listened to so long london

taylor swift please let me sleep i have an 8 am (unless you wanna release another part to the album)

I’ve had it #erastourlondon

Keep TikTok and take away Snapchat instead

“On Sunday when the nation has work off all day we will play half the March Madness games after 9 pm.” “Why not just play them all during the day?” “Nobody knows.”