Every DUI defense lawyer in America just hit the jackpot.

Let's celebrate powering 6 million homes in England 🎉🎉. Yaaaay!

Of course she has. Make your money, pull the ladder up, and fuck everyone else. It's the American way.....

It's Bandcamp Friday macapella.bandcamp.com/album/the-king…

Dennis out having a swim this morning....what a good boy!

Nevermind.....he's now terrorising the kids at the play park and he's stolen their ball.

george Amazon Prime Video Sport All of Fergie's kids ended up as microphone kings, none became a good coach. This is not surprising

Important health questions: Answered by ‘Doctor’ Ozzy Osbourne.🧵⬇️

regional music is needed regional style is needed regional slang is needed we all don’t need to be the same

"How's that Online Safety Act going?" Even the guys that voted it in are using VPNs... and charging it to the public.

Mind your business....nosy cow

that baby could’ve been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti

Wings Over Scotland If Wishart had any interest in Independence or making the lives of Scots better, he would be making sure more people knew of Robin and his work, but then we all know Pete is only interested in himself.

Job done. Freeports delivered.

10 mins? I could have ironed 5 shirts in that time.

SkySports spending more time covering whether Isak is going to turn up at training than whether Morecambe FC will exist past 5pm today, Modern day football. Unbelievable. #SaveMorecambeFC #UTS

Morcambe close to no longer existing but clubs like Chelsea getting over £100m for basically a friendly tournament is everything that’s wrong with modern football

Amanda Goetz That’s why I force my kids (9, 5, 2) to sit in coach while my wife and I sit in first class and do deals. We bring multiple monitors on our flight to ensure we can maximize shareholder value while my kids (losers) sit in coach and watch their iPads.

Did it go in from the tee shot? Yes? Then it's a hole-in-one. Doesn't matter if it's 60 yards or 260 yards....it's an ace.