THIS!! Every single word Jessica says! 🎯

And while Zelensky fights for Ukraines very existence Trump is off golfing and Vance is in the ski slopes. I know who I admire.

That time when the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (UK) pleaded w the QUEEN and PUTIN to stop Scotland becoming an Independent Country. Back when Russian oligarch money propped up Westminster Tories. Oh, how times have changed But have they really? 🤔 #SecondRateCitizen

At school 35 years ago our French teacher was from La Rochelle she'd go on & on about it getting the class to pronounce 'La Rochelle' properly. Barmaid just said she was La Rochelle I said something stupid about a French teacher years before she was born. Typical. STFU mate 😆

See someone you barely knew at school from 30+ years ago and they use your given nickname. Wake up fella. Every ounce of me wanted to ... But I resisted. I'm trying to be better Remember to give yourself credit Every step

Brew Dog Yes or No : staff sound AF, company policy meh

My name is Trumps Ludicrous Moronicus, commander of the MAGA armies. 🎥 TikTok - @nick.michael29

Here’s Conan O'Brien calling out Adam Sandler for his shorts and hoodie, and things went sideways. To be fair, he could be a Senator dressed like that. 😂😂😂#Oscars2025

One HSBC banker paid £16.6m in 2024 (50% rise), £14.8m at Barclays: UK govt ended banker bonus cap. Banks speculate with our money, gains privatised, public bailout when crashed. Govt says pay rises are inflationary but not when applied to bankers. theguardian.com/business/2025/…

#Anora cost $6m to make. Won 5 Oscar's beating big budget movies #Oscars The Director did everything, he wrote the script (1) he directed it (2) got best picture (3) etc Fun Fact: he was broke couldn't get money to make the film so made wedding videos #DontStopBelieving

Skype binned bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

It occurs to me the BBC Licence TV Fee is the same as my prepay energy meter: You're paying for a service regardless if you use it. So I'm being double fucked. #thoughtoftheday

Winston Churchill in his wartime attire Not wearing a suit & tie Not disrespected for doing so

Bolt Ya Rocket 😆 #Scotland Vs.#Trump

Most accurate comic so far.

Adam Bienkov I wonder why he said that 🤔

At last the Covid Inquiry is dealing with PPE sleaze. It's very hard to be confident it's going to deal with it well. But here are the questions it should be asking. goodlaw.social/7qw5

A woman asks a Russian man what his country is fighting for. Watch his response 👇

Steve Coogan reads the names of over 15,000 children killed in Gaza at powerful vigil trib.al/rSn5WGs

All this talk of ‘Tommy Robinson’ deserving an apology from the country, a knighthood and even a Pride of Britain award are truly laughable. He’s nothing more than a thuggish little cokehead cunt from Luton who’s too fucking lazy to put in a hard day’s graft to pay his bills.