I haven't seen MAGAs this upset since Michelle Obama wanted kids to eat their vegetables.

don’t forget to leave cookies out for the grim reaper tonight 🥰

could happen

good morning

😔 where my pokemon gays at

Heavy is the hand that cranks the hog

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

Ok so now that we’ve established you can kidnap presidents if they’re criminals, I have a few suggestions

MTV officially shut down its 24-hour music channels on 31st Dec, 2025. They ended their final broadcast with 'Video killed the radio star' by The Buggles, the very first video broadcasted by MTV on August 1st, 1981.

A husband on Grindr

There should be a breathalyzer requirement for ordering on Amazon at night.

Ryanair CEO addresses his recent spat with Elon Musk in new press conference: "The Starlink people believe that 90% of our passengers would happily pay for wifi access. Our experience is tells us less than 10% would pay; He (Elon) called me a r*tarted twat. He would have to join

Big weather system coming through. Here's what we know so far.

One big, beautiful blood clot isn’t too much to ask for.

Handy Rafael Cruz winter weather warning chart. 👇

BREAKING: Trump announces agreement on the setup of a concept of a framework of a blueprint of a roadmap of a layout of an outline of the foundation of an agreement on Greenland.

bitch you mean food????

Yall are killing me 💀

My children watched the halftime show and now they’re gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny.

Would it hurt the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already.