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To be authentic the cartoons should be slightly modified copies of someone else's cartoons from long ago presented as original and brilliantly insightful.

But where is the problem?
Snake is being entertained, no problem
Alligators have lunch coming, no problem
Lion is well positioned for leftovers, no problem
Today's entree seems to have no situational awareness and won't have to deal with that after today, again, no problem

...and that's when Noah opened the first Spirit Halloween.

The job security of the monumentally inept Chuck Todd can only be explained by his possession of an NBC executives reenactment video of Two Girls, One Cup. The performance in said video would exhibit more competence than Chuck ever has.

Looking forward to the Matt Gaetz trial to expose the primary reason for Matthew Gertz fame is his miss association with a pedophile.

Peter was the smart one in the gang

Malteasers are given to children to train them of the danger of a sweet exterior hiding a foul wretched soul wrecking mistake, possibly from brewers needing to monetize the dreck scraped from a fermenting barrel.
IMHO

Why so testy? Didn't the Jetsons and Flintstones make it?

Odd timing. The US has provided support to Ukraine worth about the same as Russian defense budget so far. True or not, why such a public tantrum?

The mismatched paint indicates past body damage. That vintage also prone to excessive rust. Check if floors are still there. Tiny tailpipe = tiny 6 cylinder. Proceed with caution.

My respect is reserved for the innocent civilians killed when Russian artillery destroyed their homes. Criminal rapist thieving invaders get none.

Genesis 2:7 clearly states first breath as start of life. Dipshits claiming otherwise should try reading the book they use to terrify others.

To be fair, those cities are also hostile to all the working class people the rich depend on to keep their exclusive condos painted, warm and lit.

This Ukrainian cartoon is called “Souls”.
In the end is says “The hearts of the living will always hurt for the souls of thousands innocently killed.”

#StandWithUkraine #StopPutinNOW #ArmUkraineNow

If your 'lifetime' is eternal would a three day nap be noticeable? Would the other two thirds of you notice you're missing?

Obviously the author of the statement in question was paid for each 'Nazi' rooted word.

Who is the moron at Bloomberg that seriously believes the results of a poll from inside Russia? This is a googleplex level of stupid.

Terrell is not attracted to men at all, but he will gladly accept a blowjob from a man. No ball tickling or tongue flips though. If you try to give his back door a finger poke it will ruin everything and he will run away in shame.

Gosh, it's not like there's anything else going on in Russia right now. You're right Sarah, we should get the A team on a jet and break her out.