If you hated Biden because you didn’t want an old guy in charge and prices were too high and the government was too involved in the private sector and there was chaos on the street oh boy I’ve got bad news.

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That feeling when college football is back. Aer Lingus College Football Classic

A 149-day season begins. The first game of the first day kicks off across the Atlantic and the last is 7,000 miles away on an island in the Pacific. Let's play some college football.

“It’s called Farmageddon. It’s Iowa State and Kansas State and they have played every year since 1917. This year they are playing in Ireland to start the year and are both contenders for the Big 12 title. That’s why we can’t go to your parents”

Hawaii wins it at the buzzer off the foot of a kid from Japan who learned how to kick on YouTube. College football has never been so back.

Kansei Matsuzawa is from Tokyo, where at age 20 he was a waiter at a Morton’s Steakhouse. On a vacation to the US he saw a NFL game. Returned home and taught himself to place kick via YouTube videos. Convinced Hocking College in little Nelsonville, Ohio to let him come and

Meet Pudge, the newest member of BGSU Football. 🐈 🏈 First assignment: keeping the locker room game-day ready.

There are 17 college football games on tonight.

THAT'S HOW YOU START A SEASON! THIS. IS. MACTION. BGSU Football | #MACtion

We now live in a world where Taylor Swift likely knows who Dana Holgorsen is.

Kent State w/the sweet helmet logo for Saturday’s opener w/Merrimack

Yall think that maybe… he ate the dog poop?

Since 2007, in games when Alabama was favored by at least 14 points: Nick Saban was 131-2 Kalen DeBoer is 4-4

In 14 games, Kalen DeBoer has lost to as many unranked teams as Alabama's head coach as Nick Saban did in his entire 17 years in Tuscaloosa.

The downfall of Alabama started when Kalen DeBoer took over Nick Saban's office and transformed it into a T-Mobile store

Guy is 4-11 for his career and spent his entire time as FAU's kickoff specialist so of course you send him out for a long field goal with the game on the line and he fucking drills it. Why wouldn't you? Football is so easy.

Just so curious as what's the ride home like after the game. Do they talk? Who controls the music? Does she tell him what went wrong? So many questions.

This offseason, I hope UNC decides they need to hire an even older coach. Go get Lou Holtz.