These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

If Vladdy hits a bomb I will have a serious medical event

this is the first night in 18 months that life has felt close to normal again

Policy choices by the ONDP allow the Liberals to dunk on them like this and be entirely accurate when doing so.

Never bunt. Hit doubles.

HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE! #WeAreBlueJays

Blue Jays batters

Trea Turner Slide

The fact that vaccination appointments spike whenever broad restrictions are announced is proof that it was NEVER about science with these cunts. If I was truly worried the vax was dangerous, banning me from my local fukn Panera isn’t gonna make me go “OK THIS is worth dying for”

Happy holidays to all who celebrate

Every time I hear "Mastodon" I expect it to be followed by "Pterodactyl", "Triceratops", "Sabre-Toothed Tiger", and "Tyrannosaurus".

Simply score a hattrick every night

Lock in Ohtani and I will lock in many many many tickets

when they tell you to imagine the audience naked but you misinterpret the advice #Oscars

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter