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*headset* Roger that Captain Spitfire, we are on call with techs at cwf and they inform us that the choppy air is a result of a spillage of brisk and one of their ponies “just couldn’t even,” over.

Okay, when the next round of benefit negotiations come up, we’ve definitely got to add a stipend for ice cream purchases.

*singing from somewhere in the control tower* o/` We love you Sooooaaarin, oh yes we doooo… We love you Sooooaaarrinn, and we’ll be truuuueee… o/`

*salutes Captain Spitfire* Ma’am, yes ma’am. She would also issue a Spontaneous Snowpony Advisory?

*headset* Oh yeah, we’re AppleJack too, over. *kssht*

*plays spoooky organ music behind Captain Spitfire*

*organ* DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

*headset* Roger, Captain (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C., you are cleared for landing on Runway Pee, over. Uh, check that, it should be Runway THREE, over.

*headset* o/` Nothing could be finer than to land on runway niner, in the eeeeevening...! o/`

*headset* Sorry Captain Spitfire, we weren't paying attention, could you do it again? Over. *kssht*

Nobody beats The Wonderbolts at this one!

*spins away, covered in raspberry goo, looks down at the nearest competitor* You jelly? ;D

*zooming towards (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C., with donut ready to deploy* INCOMIIIIIING!

*loudspeaker* ATTENTION, PLEASE: WOULD THE OWNER OF A WHITE AND BROWN BORDER COLLIE WHO CAN SOMEHOW MAGICALLY TALK -AND- WALK AROUND ON CLOUDSTUFF PLEASE COME AND COLLECT THEM, THANK YOU.

*headset* Roger Jetflight Neon, you are cleared for takeoff on runway zero niner, over. *kssht*

*headset* Roger that (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C., we are monitoring the situation and will coordinate with Captain Spitfire, over. *kssht*

*couldn't imagine being anywhere better than leading a formation of Wonderbolts in a flight across Equestria* Keep looking up, ponies. The Wonderbolts will continue to fly!

Incidentally, am I the only one to get Speed Racer vibes from this gif?