*starts wandering the streets looking for such an establishment*

*spends all of her time eating food at the Gala. Samples each and every dish at least twice*

*sneaks out into the garden to help herself to the palace’s collection of flowers* ooo I see the Saffron Crocucs are blooming nicely.. *takes a few for herself* oh wow a Shenzhen Nongke Orchid…! *takes* even a Kadupul…? Woah… how beautiful… *it’s now Fox’s*

*only munches on a couple as the rest will decorate her mane*

*blinks awake locked away in the fungeon* uugghh this is totally going to make me miss the train…. *pulls out a bobby-pin and gets busy on the various locks*

*picks two of the locks before getting uncomfortable by trying to work from inside the cell. So she simply walks out of the cell by stepping between the bars, her small frame coming in handy* that’s much easier this should go much faster now…. *continues her lockpicking*

*Bah! What do they know anyway! Expect for that last guy I bet he knows something!*

*cracks the last lock* and freedom is achieved..! *steps back though the bars into the cell. Before dramatically pushing the unlocked door open and stepping through it* No cage can hold Fox!

*amuses herself by trying to combine hurricane clouds and blizzard clouds with a tornado. Will Likely target cwf with her Blizznadocane since they rejected her request for 95 degrees and Sunny weather for her birthday on the 25th of December*

((I have my hurricane Ian cookie cake and that’s all I need to weather this storm))

*has never made a fool of herself. You just dreamt that it happened because you’re crazy. Crazy jealous*

Bloop.

To become a pirate one must do crime while at sea… so after I stepped on this ship as somepony who commits tax fraud have I become a pirate?

Or since this is technically a cruise ship and I am not a part of its crew does that prohibit me from the pirate classification?

*the cruise’s server gives a strained smile and places a tropical drink on the table next to Fox* “please enjoy your drink ma’am” *she then hurries off as Fox obnoxiously sucks on the straw*

*dressed as Celestia dressed as Luna. Spends her night demanding a candy tax from every filly and foal she sees*

*has remained here throughout multiple changes and collapses. And she will remain here carrying on the memories of her friends and loved ones until the universe itself comes to an end. She will never be truly alone. The Grand Ovation is eternal.*

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary *a single tear rolls down her face at an deserted party* What? You thought ancient beings like us incapable of crying? Well, rest assured that if your heart can be broken, then so can mine!