#MyFirstTweet

I may not show it, but the French language really do be giving me brain damage.

This man walks in to the club and slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?

Inside you there are two wolves: One plays Fire Emblem Warriors, and the other watches JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. You are gay.

sex is a very intimate and sacred act. remember ur body is a temple and u shouldnt be sharing it with anyone who plays league of legends

Guys I accidentally signed up for my college's Jewish organization and then this suddenly appeared on my Wii. What should I do?

I'M THE GODDAMN KING. #NES #NintendoSwitch

if you have a british accent i automatically assume youre dumber than a bag of rocks

carp

This is Thancred

Breaking Bad - Season 04 Episode 03 - Frame 2319 of 2774

Giveaway alert!! 🚨🚨 Giving away this moldy spinach in my fridge, all you have to do is: -like -retweet -make sure you’re following -write all the nasty perverted shit you’re gonna do with this spinach😳😳