Hot take from someone living the #adjuncthustle: I don't need "resources" or articles or webinars or lists. That stuff is broad and rarely applies to creative classes. What I need is specific dialogue (initiated by someone w a FT salary) about OUR students and ethical evaluation.

More #adjuncthustle dilemma: my job is now 2 functions: maintaining semblance of status quo up to schools' standards, + crafting discrete pedagogy for students facing rly hard obstacles (~1/3.) No time to take care of myself, or plan how to make $ beyond 5/1. I'm exhausted.

THEATRE PEOPLE GUESSING GAME. What will be the name of the slightly divisive (and mediocrely-written) play that you'll hate to watch as it becomes the "safe" coronavirus title for LORT theatres. My guess: A New Abnormal.

Overheard on the sidewalk, a passerby to us all in line outside Trader Joe’s: “I understand what a mask is, but I’ve never seen so many people wearing ‘em! What did you call it? Coronavirus? Is that some kind of disease or something?”

Hi I want important things for the world and for society. AND I also want my computer to scroll through documents and websites slowly for me so that I can knit and read things at the same time and yes I've heard of an audiobook but that's not what I mean.

The next ep. of The Subtext is going to be rad. I'm collecting excerpts of plays that were canceled before their openings & am assembling them in a sort of audio anthology. There are many awesome plays included & many of them performed by actors who were originating the roles.

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I want a website that matchmakes #playwrights who can unscramble each other's stream-of-consciousness drivel into coherent monologues. Friends, I just wrote one and it contains no less than 8 semicolons, this is worse than my hair rn and I haven't seen Leroy since early January.

I’d like a breakdown and analysis of the books on Patti LuPone and Nathan Lane’s shelves and why isn’t Jake Gyllenhaal’s room nicer, does he need somewhere to stay?

“Not enough storytelling” is the “soggy bottoms” of LEGO Masters FOX

My 8yo is in an ER bed right now. He’s scared and ALONE without his mom. Not even allowed his 🧸 because of #COVIDー19 And you’re mad because you can’t go to the beach?! #ExtendTheLockdown #StayHome

I “attended” Hamlet-Mobile ‘s unforgettable immersive play “Red Flags”. I could not give “Emma” a curtain call, so I need to give her a shoutout this way. In this play, I had a virtual “date” with Emma, and was… instagram.com/p/CAd25a1DFmd/…

Hi, ER Doc here. If you think wearing a piece of cloth makes it “hard to breathe”, then trust me you do NOT want COVID-19.

THIS. IS. PERFECT.

Let’s stop pretending there are different jobs. There’s only one job and it’s emails.

NEW STORY: About the Pond Emmy’s a chef; her twin brother Ross is an aspiring vegetable influencer. All they want is total culinary dominance– but a swiftly growing pond is ruining phase 1 of their five-year plan. Written by MJ writes stuff. thetruthpodcast.com

So I just got a text, asking how my digital sabbath is going.