my own weakness

Either this part makes no sense or I'm misunderstanding it

even with added costs of transporting them + providing security + fighting legal battles, how in god's name could it cost that much per person?

used cash app for taxes this year. totally free and honestly ended up being a slightly better experience overall.

Damn, thats crazy

Anyways you catch the game last night?

The earth rumbles as the clouds split open to reveal an angelic figure

She solemnly descends from the sky, and utters a single phrase with the authority and confidence of a divine being

'Skill issue.'

if you forgot about taxes like me and had to scramble at the last minute, try using CashApp to file (serious)

literally costs $0, actually ended up being slightly better than TurboTax

taxes.cash.app

>this is the CEO of NPR

There are 3 types of men

uh oh

Look if i paid a kings ransom to get some huge fake titties id show em off whenever i got the chance. Plus biden will just forget about it by tomorrow, so who even cares?

can I have a bite of your sandwich

babe we should go to sleep, we need to wake up early tomorrow remember?

'The sky is blue'

Man figured out color of sky because he looked at it with his eyeballs

don't be so sure, gringo...

best one so far

It always cracks me up when Trump says the Democratic position on abortion is that the baby is born and then 'they decide whether to execute the baby.'

I imagine them holding a trial in the hospital and then bringing out a little electric chair.

Y'all want to see a company burn VC money at a crazy pace:

just remember, anon

We are all going to make it

this mf been reading the Anarchist's Cookbook