My mom didn’t get her cat fixed, so I made the appointment

Morning of surgery the cat annoyed my daughter so she put her outside, I couldn’t find her

She came back, couldn’t reschedule with vet for a month & by then it was obvious

She looks pleased 🙄

Being one of the only women who worked in the ER at the time, I saw all the rapes. So I would appreciate all you motherfuckers who know nothing about shit to shut the fuck up forever.

tOxInS 🙄

What do Taylor Swift and Motley Crue have in common?

Satanic Panic

I guess you do have a reason to fear the ram @dirtdiver70

What Twitter has devolved into.

You should not take on life altering medical debt on behalf of an animal.

The interesting thing about leaving fake online reviews for me is people don’t understand what a hospitalist is.

I don’t see patients via appointments, there are no scheduled visits, I don’t have a staff.

Most patients are acutely ill, so I defer vaccination to outpatient

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Customer??

No. We are your bosses, you abject idiot.

And we’ve been hiring really badly.

The eclipse is coming!!