This is my first tweet. I feel excited and a little bit dirty.

Nothing says, "I hope the Mayan's are right", like seeing an add for the new Susan Boyle musical.

I believe that all the World's border disputes could be solved using Coles check-out dividers.

Is Sir David Attenborough from a broken home?

Is Sir David Attenborough's face on a milk carton somewhere?..."last seen entering the BBC in 1964".

That's a cut Sir David...we'll go again..."I just want to go home"...soon Sir David, soon. We just need to do one more shot of the fungus.

Ok, it's true! I was dishonorably discharged fro the KISS army.

Couldn't we save electricity by just admitting that LED Currency Exchange displays at banks in working class areas are uncalled for.

The most frightening thing about McDonald's (and there's many) is that all their products can be bitten clean through, using only your lips.

That's MY washing hung out in the traditional "Don Corleone" way. NYC... It's just like it is in the… instagram.com/p/rUm4l2HWto/

87 days, 4500 miles, 9 states. Thanks USA. Sad to be leaving but I hear that Australia has become a… instagram.com/p/ruTA6NnWgR/

Man, it's tough being an artist in Australia. Just saw Richard Clapton get asked by a bogan if he was… instagram.com/p/tXdvbbnWmB/

Well I was moved. This is a photo on the 'welcome wall' in Fremantle. That's right we used to welcome… instagram.com/p/uH_JYWHWl_/

Never judge a book by it's cover. instagram.com/p/vtPJLDHWvQ/

Finding a dry dark place is essential for good storage. instagram.com/p/4gOka_HWlR/

A day without art is a day wasted. instagram.com/p/5EIlNgHWm1/

One of the world's most livable cities. instagram.com/p/5OVayonWs7/

Tomorrow morning, the official start of our new team! #cantwait 6-9am @Mix945Perth Dean Clairs Matt Dyktynski