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Casey Rocket

@mcdooglebear

If the moon had nipples would we milk it? šŸ˜šŸŽŗ Boise-based comic and fuckin honky tonk noise polluter

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*me and the boys getting ready for a night out on the town* Buffalo Bill (my best friend): I don’t know man. The collar seems a little tight. Would you fuck me? Me: Yes.

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This is the exact thing I will be doing from dusk till dawn when I get back on the bottle. Just straight snozzling up rye whisky and teaching pigs to walk like a motherfucker.

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New pep-ep. new peppisode episode. suppose you listen to it, then what? I’m serious. Think about it. Just try is all I’m asking. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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I just saw the new Tarantino movie and I hate to spoil anything but John Travolta plays Squeaky Fromme I just reactivated my Twitter to make this tweet

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The US military sent 354,000 mentally unfit troops into Vietnam that had previously been rejected for service & you expect me to not use my credit card when I buy groceries because I feel like it’s ā€œfree groceriesā€? I’m sorry hoss I don’t see the connection either but ur canceled

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I just realized that I literally pay $15 a month for HBO on the off chance that I rewatch True Detective season one again It’s basically just me subscribing to the religion of Rust Cohle’s ramblings for $180 a year

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One time I was tripping face on mushrooms in Manny’s bathroom and I peed all over the floor on accident cuz I didn’t know how dicks worked and someone saw it and started yelling at this kid accusing him and the noise was so loud and scary it made me yell and blame the kid too

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Had a guy do a 9 minute set before my spot at the open mic about how he lost his leg in an accident and it’s been really hard on his family. Before tonight, I never knew that’s what I wanted before every single one of my sets. The beeps were a godsent release

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*me returning home to the boys after leaving the bar with a particularly hot piece of work* Jon (my best friend): Well.. tell us everything.. Me (wearing my entire clothes inside out): Well.. one scat thing led to another..šŸ˜ Jon: Holy shit.. you bagged Scatman? Me: šŸš¬šŸ˜

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Before you take a gander at this week’s very special episode, tune in to our recent scat session with Boise comic and long-bodied anomaly Jack šŸŽŗ soundcloud.com/grimacehalfhou…

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Last Grimby update before my Twitter hiatus begins again This week we have one of my favorite comics on. The Holeman himself. The king of the macabre. The human centipede. The loose callus. The knuckle duster nut buster. The prodigal son. Matt Amos. soundcloud.com/grimacehalfhou…