April 27, 1923. Indianapolis Times.

I reckon we'll be cruising on the Hormuz Helen.

Candied ginger is amazing. That's it, that's the tweet.

Rubbed sweaty sunscreen in my eyes. 0 stars, do not recommend.

What are you wearing to the WWXI party? I'm thinking...

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 What a bunch of whiny babies. It’s not like someone picked up a lectern or talked outside AOC’s office.

My god, this woman is a fucking moron. Sam Clemens was never more correct in anything that he said.

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Rest in peace to one of the most important people in the history of country music, the outlaw, David Allan Coe.

Your plans include the vicious cycle of giving NGOs trillions of taxpayer dollars so they can donate giant portions back to Democrat campaigns. We've already seen your plans, Elizabeth Warren. No thank you.

I'm on record saying this when the Texas redistricting story broke. Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries were making the news hit rounds, warning that if it happened, they would redraw everywhere they could. Me: “It’s like they forgot they've already done that as much as they legally

Translation: "We're not getting our way, so we have to claim all the things are illegitimate and reconfigure all the things until we have all the power again! WAAAAH!!!" 😭😭😭

Morning. Was reaching for a quick snack in the pantry, and was suddenly reminded of John Thune:

I bet your little Asian, fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.

Bernie Sanders Dear Senator Sanders, Oh, this is RICH. This is so perfectly, exquisitely, weapons-grade rich that I had to put down my anatomy exams and just... appreciate it for a moment. The man who got thrown out of a SOCIALIST HIPPIE COMMUNE in Vermont in 1971 — after THREE DAYS — for

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The mystery this week is why Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. (オードナンス・ジェイ・パッカード) always seems to need the buggy to go to the Circle K on Saturday nights.

Morning y'all! It's star wars day!

May the 4th be with you