Me: 'I'd like to copy and paste from this pdf please'

Adobe Acrobat: 'no worries, I took the liberty of stacking each word on top of each other in a vertical column, adding mysterious symbols, and removing every instance of the letter 't''

'So High School' sounds like Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer and every song in American Pie at the same time. #TSTTPD

Getting whiplash from the 'I Can Do It With a Broken Heart' to 'Smallest Man Who Ever Lived' pipeline. #TSTTPD

Cannot wait for Fright Nights and Scarefest already 😩

Did folklore and evermore have the same reaction on here in terms of people not being able to read?

Imagine if people read this

Everone on this app needs to see this 🙄

I'd say you have rocks for brains but you'd probably tell me that's biologically impossible

Is your sausage battered?

Would you like us to assign someone to batter your sausage?

Excuse me…

<wut>

if you don’t like ttpd it wasn’t made for you and that’s okay but it was made for me and i will be insufferable about it for the rest of my life

People with clinical depression don’t “feel depressed”, they ARE depressed. Literally. The condition originates in the brain but its symptoms are PHYSICAL.
Someone in the pits of a depression crash can no more “snap themselves out of it” than someone with two broken legs.

Ohhhhh my god u hate hearing about taylor swift? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite kim kardashian

“this song is about joe” “this song is about matty” WRONG this song is about whatever situation in my own life i can vaguely link it to

just saw someone say that Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? just didn't really make them feel anything and i wonder what it's like to not have that song make you wanna walk into the woods and scream forever

24 😳

All of this is to say, if I’m feeling despondent because someone I admire deeply has now exposed us to the worst parts of herself, the blame is on me. And it’s on me to reconcile that with the idealized image I’ve created in my mind for a person I don’t actually know. (14/)

Quite a few songs on #TTPD feel like 1989 TV vault tracks.

This is an epic opportunity for someone to come and join our awesome little team.

The motorsport scene in our country is really thriving at the moment, and there’s few better opportunities than this to get involved ⬇️

Congratulations to 2006 Phoenix Raceway national anthem singer Taylor Swift on the new album.

#TheTorturedPoetsDepartment

Not the Green Day song I ever expected to be in an F1 trailer.