* / im sorry about my spotty activity the past few days , muse has been sort of low !! i should be back to normal scheduling soon (:

welcome to my life sister

— IT WAS METAPHORICAL

* / fandom at dark and edgy man in any media : OwO he’s so sexy and mysterious 1!1!1!!1 fandom at dark and edgy woman / nonbinary person in any media : EW GOD WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK EW GOD NO WHY. WHY. GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS RHAT NO

friendly reminder to drink ur anti zionist juice everyone

<— in the kitchen doing this

i’m having a midnight snack

. . . i don’t. Know.

wait wait hold on ( flipping erratically through a book ) . . . HAH . okay . ( clearing throat ) i am sorry i said what i said . it was really stupid . also i am dumb and ugly — what the fuck

* / NOD HAS THE IQ OF A PEANUT YOU THINK HES SMART ENOUGH TO NOTICE THAT??? /silly

* /. HONESYLY ???? as he should

so you know how i say stupid shit all the time

. . . wait seriously

i am / absolutely / going to keep that in mind for the rest of our lives ~ ,

alright , shoot ~ . give me an example .

well . couples who look literally insane together stay together . so . eyes widening — but he’s nodding slowly , taking a seat on a nearby arm of a chair . “ everything okay ? “ his tone is concerned , gentle .