Knock knock Who's there? I HAVE A CHILD! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz

All the healthiest relationships stand on a foundation of: -instability -tears -isolation -fears of rejection -alleged cheating -break ups and reconciliations -wideapread opposition Follow Bronte and Harrison for more hot tips. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz

Reality TV often gets criticised as being scripted and contrived. So I am glad that MAFS is fighting against these mischaracterisation by facilitating the traditional relationship couple swap. We finally get to see real life reflected on our screens. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #mafsaunz

Can you imagine looking at the camera, saying "a little bit of healthy wife shaming may be in order", and then smiling? #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz

Between Cam and the entire production team, shouldn't someone have noted that he works a remote job which puts him out of contact for weeks at a time? It feels like something that would have come up in conversation. #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz

Duncan is the only person on earth who knows where does one even buy a forest green short-sleeve leather shirt? #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #mafsaunz #MAFSAU

"all I've held onto is that initial spark" is not a strong defense of your relationship, Bronte. That is how I describe my relationship with KFC, as I wait to pass it's emotional abuse from my system. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #mafsaunz

"he's not emotionally manipulating me" "he's gaslighting me again" Bronte, 2023 #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #mafsaunz #mafsaustralia

Throwing grenades and stoking drama to cover up for previous bad moves and dumb decisions. Am I describing Harrison defending himself or the judges defending the partner swap?

The Experts trying to justify the partner swap sound as convincing as me trying to explain why I forgot 23% of the items on the shopping list. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

Good thing Alyssa managed to turn around that CC and make it about her, because otherwise may have got an opportunity to finish a sentence. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

Alyssa's reaction to Duncan is a perfect illustration of why Duncan sheet want to open up to Alyssa. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

There is something insidious in how Alyssa dropped the "every other weekend". First, it was a huge thing to drop In front of others right after a gang interrogation. Also, she effectively set out that she doesn't want Duncan to meet 'Child'. #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

I am afraid to ask, but has anyone made sure that the Child is real? This isn't some Norman Bates style thing, right? There is an actual human child involved, right? #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

Alyssa gets asked a question, and instead of answering she will fire back with a question in order to deflect. Followed by a succession of additional questions which takes things further away from her actually providing an answer. Classic narcissist #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

In non-MAFS news 1news.co.nz/2023/03/26/wor… Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull has backed out from her second event in New Zealand and fled the country after it became clear that her hate is unwanted in Auckland.

With the pending end of #MAFSAU, I am turning my eyes towards #ImACelebrityAU. I hope there are fewer instances of gaslighting.

To be fair, Alyssa was blindsided by Duncan. But that is what happens when you repeatedly shutdown and talk over someone who tries to talk to you. #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia