I can always depend on my gay best friend to open my FaceTime and tell me how terrible I look 🥰

I officially realized that I’m old as shit when I decided to hop in on a conversation about the best WiFi service tonight

Me when Payton dm’d me 2 years ago 🥲😂

Is this about my 5 lb demon, Fendi?

The first dose of the vaccine hit me like a BRICK.. just patiently waiting to see what the second dose will do 😅

I’ve seen so many Australian shepherds in Portland that my eyes are starting to produce tears for no reason.. I’m obsessed

Nickelback made the song “animals” for 40+ year old couples who like to make out at the bar. You can’t deny this.

Any minor inconvenience: Me:

Me

*Applying for other jobs while at my current job*

Mental health matters. Put yourself first, ALWAYS.

That job temporarily matters. That class temporarily matters. Your mind? It PERMANENTLY matters. Manifesting nothing but good mental health from here on out.

Go back to black hair or keep trying for my natural color?… decisions

*walks into party with confetti balloons* *pops them on plant* P: “Annnd that’s my girlfriend, guys.”

Momma needs a vacation. QUICK.

KENNY MF PICKETT TO THE STEELERS !!!!!!!!!

Sitting at a local bar in my hometown and a man just called the Penn State gymnast on tv fat… FAT. Like, re-evaluate you’re life sir. Move on.

How early is TOO early to wear flannel shirts? Just a thought.