Women always complain men don’t help clean up around the house, but who is Mr Min, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen and Handy Andy?

It’s that time of year when I have to make fun of the so-called “disruptive” innovation Apple brings with its new overpriced iPhone. Below is a comparison of thickness between the iPhone 6 and the brand new iPhone Air. From now on, I will only be measuring my waist at my neck!

The last photo of my uncle Harold. Tragically he passed away on this day, due to a motorboating accident.

PSA Great tip for the ladies!Ladies, start washing your hair with cold water. It keeps your hair shiny. Start saving your side man's number under your main man's name... he's not gonna check his own messages. After you wash your hair, let it air dry to avoid any heat damage.

I heard somewhere broccoli is good for your joints 🌱

Shame, he probably cried a lot as a newborn 🤔

Just watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show; so this is my dinner now 👇🏼😏

Guys will be 37 and talking about "I'm not ready for marriage" and "I'm afraid of commitment". Sir, you are about ready to lose your hair, get it together.

“You shouldn’t eat food on the floor!” The food on the floor:

When you tell single guys about a good show on Netflix

When there are too many genders and you just want to be clear about who you are 🤣

merry karlmarx !

🎶 Jaws to the World 🎄🎵

Rheumatoid Arthritis Convention

I give you Schrödinger’s plates. Plates are both broken and not broken.

I guess he never made it home

Economy is tough. Secret admirers can’t even no longer afford flowers. But he will love you to death. Happy Valentine’s Day 🫶🏼

Is that a thread or a warning? #PrinceAndrew #epstein

Both of their kids were arrested today. #PrinceAndrew #mugabe