i keep thinking i've been to America and i deffo haven't

i just had such an advanced dream, is it possible to have a higher IQ when you're unconscious?

i always know when a restaurant is posh because i don't like any of the desserts

i want tomorrow to be rubbish weather so i can wear my new coat

my boyfriend just made a noise like the donkey i once saw on Amerton Farm

i just learnt how to do this cool noise by moving my tongue and flicking my cheek

when i have my noise-cancelling headphones on, my chocolate tastes different. more research needs to be done here

oh no today was gonna be the first day where nothing bad happened all day but now I've just cut my lip

mock the week has made me who i am today #mocktheweek

my boyfriend talks more politely to Siri than to me

just spent £19 on 2 science magazines and im honestly soaking up each word and staring at the images for twice as long to feel like im getting my money's worth. #science #money #student

i have not ever asked for much, but it had been almost 4 years since M&S took laid back lambs off the shelf and i haven't been the same since. #bringbackthelaidbacklamb

how much extra would it cost to have Julia Donaldson as the voice of my online lectures? not sure im over the trauma of gruffalo and room on the broom but id remember my notes word for word #university #gruffalo #juliadonaldson #student

i had a great business idea earlier, but i couldn't tell anyone cause i hadn't finished eating my muffin

100 Years of Doris Day ❤️ my tribute: youtu.be/wD1bYiCCYhQ #dorisday #3April1922

new musical alert i am also in it Central

olden day people are actually younger than us in the time line of life, if you think about it

hello, gap in the market: Crazy Frog earrings. none online, in case anyone needed an innovative idea x

**Paid Casting Opportunity** New Musical Song Cycle #UnSeenMusical mandy.com/uk/project/276… 🎶 plz RT