@lady_catelyn :D King Robb is the best king.

@Lady_Catelyn :D Stannis Baratheon is sad because he did not have enough attention as a small boy. So now he ruins everyone else's fun.

*eyes up Ser Jorah Mormont* You can't come back, you know. *I'm* in charge of the Island now. We don't need traitors.

@lady_catelyn He could learn some lessons from Robb Stark. He is nice to everyone. Stannis Baratheon

I want to visit Winterfell and the Wall one day.

*sending Stannis Baratheon more fan mail. Did I say fan? I meant hate...*

Bear Island is not for sale. We are loyal to Robb Stark alone. Take your lemon cakes and onion knights and other food things and GO.

((clearly I suck at managing multiple twitter accounts. GO ME.))

*packing, excited about going to the Wall and lemoncakes with @westerlingjeyne ...also wants to show off her swordfighting to Robb Stark*

Love to my fierce family of warrior women on Intntl Women's Day - Lady Maege Mormont Dacey Mormont Alysane Mormont @lyramormont @jorellemormont

Also to some other lovely role models - @Lady_Catelyn @westerlingjeyne Asha Greyjoy #InternationalWomensDay

*practicing swordplay in the training yard on Bear Island*

@BeautyBrienne Hullo! I have heard you are a great warrior. So is my mam, Lady Maege Mormont and my sisters.

@beautybrienne Hullo! Have you fought in any great battles lately? *quite curious about this*

@beautybrienne I have heard you defeated the Knight of Flowers once in a melee. Is it true? *chinhands*

@beautybrienne My sister Dacey Mormont is part of Robb Stark 's guard. They have not yet lost a battle.

@beautybrienne ((yayyyy! you were missed! <333))

*angrily stabbing at a practice dummy with her sword, in the yard of Bear Island's keep*

@lady_catelyn (( DM ))

Ruling Bear Island better than Ser Jorah Mormont ever did. #KingIntheNorth #5eva #whoneedsdumbJorah #orStannis #Mormontwomengetshitdone